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tilthat

TIL, the unconfirmed record for fastest moving manmade object is a manhole cover propelled by a nuclear detonation. A high-speed camera trained on the lid caught only one frame of it moving upward before it vanished—which means it was moving about 125,000 miles per hour

via reddit.com

kaleighbytheway

I’m reblogging myself because I read the source. The lead scientist involved theorized that it was going fast enough that A) it would not have burnt up in our atmosphere, and B) it would not have been caught in Earth’s orbit. Essentially meaning, the first man made object launched into space was a manhole cover that’s still traveling the cosmic abyss.

theboringprincess

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kinkstertime

Earth escape velocity is just under 7,000 miles per hour. This was traveling almost 18 times that speed. That thing is definitely out in space. And not just in orbit about earth either, it’s fuckin *gone* gone!

kinkstertime

Wait I did more research!!! From the earth’s surface the escape velocity from the entire fuckin solar system is under 30,000 miles per hour. Bout one quater of the speed that thing was going. I can’t believe the first, and fastest, interstellar message we sent was the equivalent of squeezing the lid off a pringles tube at your friend.

ripleyandweeds

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lesbianshepard

we should all be thankful that the loki show didn’t come out during his original time as a tumblr sexyman because we would have had a very real contender for the next onceler on our hands

lesbianshepard

i want you all to sit down and think about “loki, but there’s canonically an infinite number of variations of him” dropping in 2014 and count your blessings

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dongcroncher

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"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"

freckledsweetpea

wtf is the "weight of one person"?

they're acting like some of the athletes aren't 95lbs and others 300lbs+

juani-de-molina

Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive

autisticshonenprotag

this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol

thegalacticbucket

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primeysrambles

Anonymous asked:

I would just like to thank you for the chubby dorian content, its so refreshing to see him not drawn as a twink!!


- @ser-pounce-a-lott

forystr answered:

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listen,,,dorian sits in a library and eats tasty foods and bhaltairspoils him anyways,, dorian is chubby and has a belly BUT he does have arm strength from fast + hard staff movements with magic!!! bhaltair thinks its divine

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